My Vampire Boyfriend Smokes Lucky Strikes

Summary

There's something off about the new guy Iggy meets in an alleyway one night... maybe it's the giant fangs. Or maybe it's the fact that he keeps making hungry allusions to Iggy's blood. Well. No matter! He's a charming son-of-a-gun. And Iggy's not used to such gentlemanly advances. Let's invite him over! Help Iggy use his "charms" to keep his new vampire beau from sucking his blood! Can Iggy make it through the night? Or has he gotten himself up to his neck in trouble?